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Hi, I'm Steph. I like baseball (Phillies) hockey (Flyers), long bike rides, pizza, ice cream, free bread in restaurants, photography, reading, writing, 4-6-3 double plays, SNL, Modern Family, Portlandia, The Middle, long summer days, MLB Network, puns, laughing, and reading things all the way to end.
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ursamajor:

OH, so true.

(via ladyintheoutfield)

inothernews:

Classy.

(Photo of groundskeepers cleaning up beer containers and other objects thrown onto the field following a really, really, seriously a really bad call by an umpire during a wild card playoff game between the Braves and St. Louis Cardinals in Atlanta by Daniel Shirey / US Presswire via ESPN)

(via baldmarlin)

choochruiz:

Hahahahahahah the MLB twitter account deleted “We don’t understand the infield fly rule, either.” line from their bio right after that play happened. 

One blown call and now they, do, in fact, understand the infield fly rule. 

schwimorino:

Hahahahah Justin De Fratus looks terrified 

lolsofunny:

do transformers get car insurance or life insurance

(via laughzone)

[Baseball] breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall all alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops.

goldenfreezeover:

somethingambiguous:

tltty:

when i’m old, kids will think i’m so ancient bc it’s like ‘holy shit you were born in the nineteen hundreds’

We’ll be the last humans to be born in a year beginning with “1”

(via ladyintheoutfield)